I Don't Even Care Anymore






This is my mind. Welcome to Hell.

julyfourth2014:

"how would you like your tea sir?"

*american voice* tax free

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breakingbag:

yes hello this is your pilot speaking and by pilot i mean i read a wikihow on flying a plane once so i guess ill just have to WING it haha just a little pilot humor okie dokie nothing to worry about folks im sure i can figure this out

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lanadelreynudes:

aru:

if i ever see any of you in public, the code is

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that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

 

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4chanofficial:

dontmindme-idontevenknow:

4chanofficial:

hOW 2 LOOK COOL B4 SCHOOL

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nOW GO GET URSELF SOME BITCHES

How to look like a douche bag****

wow„„i cant beleieeve!!! that ur insultingme & my friends im GOUING 2 spit monster energy™ into ur Gosh darn fase back the HECK off 420

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k1mkardashian:

aaliyahsashes:

Youtube music awards? seriously? what’s next? Instagram’s next top model?

DON’T GIVE TYRA ANY IDEAS 

(Source: solangehitme, via magicul)

gudda:

its so strange how the same face can make you feel so right and bring you so much pain

(via yelled)

-stupid-:

*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up

(via oksux)

humorful:

my dad just said “i cant even”

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(via stabs)

ruinedchildhood:

when he tells you to swallow but you were gonna spit:

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via distraction)

neopiacentral:

*gives people advice when i cant even handle my own problems*

(via epic-humor)

yes-im-fine:

I think kissing is the most pure and raw form of physical contact there could ever be. Sex is intimate, sure, but you can have sex with anyone. A kiss though, my god. A kiss can change your world. A small touch between two pairs of lips can blow your mind. Whether it be short and sweet, or long and intense. And when you find someone that looks at you like you’re more beautiful than a blossoming rose; you never want to feel another’s lips against yours ever again.

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